第126章 第六卷 第二十七章 （微虐）

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>孟維平時一向低調，對秀恩愛這件事呢總歸有點不大習慣，尤其是秀給自己老媽看的，心裡頭就更沒譜了。剛開始發出兩人一起的各種生活照，那心情就像自己塗完了一張考卷等待老師下紅筆批改，往往老師批改的結果會比自己預期的要差一些。事實證明，老媽對他每天的&ldqu;騷擾&rdqu;完全熟視無睹，照單全收卻是冷處理，好話就別想了，可連罵都懶得罵。

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>歐雋坤聽完他的反饋後反而說：&ldqu;這樣挺好，你就一直髮下去，目的是在於幫她養成關注兒子戀愛生活的良好習慣。&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>自從向老媽出櫃後，孟維如釋重負，也覺得不用有意躲躲藏藏，而是動留歐雋坤時常在自己的小窩過夜。正是仲夏時節，歐雋坤依舊履行之前的承諾每天早起弄早飯。

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>開了一夜的空調到早上就被關掉，即使開窗通晨風換氣，室內溫度還是會隨著日頭的逐漸升高而升高，身上也漸漸冒出汗來，歐雋坤性裸著上身，只著孟維的一條洗得泛白的舊沙灘褲在廚房裡忙碌。半小時後孟維被鬧鈴吵醒，睡眼惺忪地飄去洗手間刷牙沖澡，出來時路過廚房一看歐雋坤在廚房裡這副認真投入的模樣，登時就覺得特別男人味，睡蟲瞬間被趕了精光。拿來乾毛巾幫他擦擦汗，擦乾淨了又環著他的腰如同一隻向人發嗲的薩摩耶，歐雋坤被他這樣纏著自然高興，把他撈到身側跟他玩親親。

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>孟維順便從不同角度拍了些歐雋坤做早飯的照片，準備交出今天的第一份作業，不過這歐雋坤可不答應了，說：&ldqu;幹嘛幹嘛？等我穿好衣服你再拍。&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>孟維問他：&ldqu;現在知道裝正經啦？&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>歐雋坤還就一本正經地說：&ldqu;在女同志面前當然要注意形象了，沒得讓阿姨覺得我在你家多不守規矩，這樣會影響不好。&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>&ldqu;真是虛偽到令人髮指&rdqu;孟維忍不住笑，這傢伙平時對自己耍流氓時怎么不注意影響了？到底拿他沒轍，等他穿好衣服出來，理了理髮型，又重拍了一張，這歐雋坤依舊不改臭美本質，親自擺弄修圖軟體，從爛大街的美圖秀秀到清新格調的Snapseed<span style=fnt-family:宋體;ms-ascii-fnt-family:

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>孟維被他弄得有點兒受不了了，說：&ldqu;歐雋坤你已經夠帥了，別窮折騰了行么？要不是因為我確信你是個帶把的，我真覺得我旁邊站著是&lsqu;歐小姐&rsqu;。&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>如假包換的歐先生橫了他一眼，厚著臉皮居高臨下地說：&ldqu;這叫錦上添花精益求精懂不懂？再說了，你知道這看臉的會有多殘酷么？你家太后為什么不拉黑你？你看你要是找一歪瓜裂棗，看她到時候拉不拉黑你？&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>孟維不甘示弱，&ldqu;可勁臭美吧你！我媽不拉黑我是因為看在她寶貝兒子喜歡你的份上，我當初看上你也還真不是因為你生得什么好皮囊。&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>&ldqu;那你看上我什么了？&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>&ldqu;哦也就床上還行吧。&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>歐雋坤毫不留情地批判道：&ldqu;沒想到你也這么庸俗。&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>孟維憋笑說：&ldqu;唉，看臉的就不叫庸俗了？&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>&ldqu;這叫相由心生，我整個人由內而外最精華的元素和氣質都體現在臉上了，透過對這張臉的欣賞，你能感悟到很多深層次的哲學思想和最核心的價值觀。&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>&ldqu;胡！扯！淡！&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>&ldqu;有種你下次跟我上床時別看我臉啊？&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>孟維一臉無所謂：&ldqu;不看就不看唄，關了燈還不都一樣。&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>&ldqu;嘿！你小子還真來勁了，那我順便告訴你，到時候你也別想親嘴兒。&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>&ldqu;次奧，不能接吻那還能叫做愛嗎？&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>歐雋坤振振有詞道：&ldqu;你可別忘了，嘴也是臉的重要組成部分，你把我這張帥臉都否決了，作為五官的傑出代表，你說它還能便宜你么？&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>孟維睨了他一眼，說：&ldqu;你以前不是挺在乎人家評價你X<span style=fnt-family:宋體;ms-ascii-fnt-family:&qut;Times New Rman&qut;;ms-hansi-fnt-family:

    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>能力的么？怎么現在反而更在乎臉了呢？&rdqu;

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    &qut;Times New Rman&qut;>歐雋坤聽他這話立馬就笑了，說：&ldqu;都把你艹射好幾了，你說我還需證明能力么？&rdqu;

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